Wherefur Art Thou – Tails From the Backyard

Call Me Orbit.

The sneezes. THE SNEEZES.

Coffee is not really like nip because nip didn’t try to kill me.

This is so real life.

I’m fine, really. I’ve had two cat scans and a Lab test.

We all want the same things, really.

This is my story and I’m sticking to it like the tape that took forever to fall off mah chest.

Best times ever.

I believe Prince said it best with the whole Take Me With U thing.

Do not floor the gas when a cop is trying to maybe go with you guys.

Don’t leave your keys where your cats can find them.

So many questions.

Hearts to the missing stars.

I had this great idea to just have this whole month be comics from the POV of the garden snake.

The magical force field is deer netting that has waited 20 years in the shed for its big moment.

He has a certain speed at which he runs toward the house when he’s carrying a snake. I have learned to identify this and close the door just in time.