walkies – Tails From the Backyard

Fourteen O’Clock!

1. The Puppy is bustin' stuff up to get me to go walkies. She's standing on some pens, some drawings, and my shoe with my foot still in it. "Oh hey, it's fourteen o'clock and time to rock!" The Puppy yells happily. "My foot!" I yell. 2. The Puppy stands on the street wearing her coat, staring. A caption reads: "3 hours later." "No one I know is out here to wish me happy birthdays," the Puppy says. 3. The Puppy is lounging on the floor with the cats. In front of her are three bare plates. Off to the side is a bowl full of food. "...then what did you do?" Babycat asks, fascinated. "Oh, you know, I went up the hill, and across the street, and then I totally came home," the Puppy says, wagging her tail. "But doggie," The Kitten asks, looking up at her, "How come you eat cat food when you have your own food?" The Fluffy One tells him, "Eh, it is the way the sister has always done it."

Aww, Puppy, happy fourteen o’clock! I love you, tan tornado. Baby Yoda totally stole your look. And you totally stole my heart. And the dictionary. And Mum’s glasses and Nan’s audiobooks. I’m so glad you like cats. I guess it helps that you met the best cats ever when you were all the same size.Continue reading “Fourteen O’Clock!”

The Horror!

I can’t say I regret telling her I’d take her for walkies if she lets me put on a harness until the day she actually lets me, then I guess I have to be prepared to learn to climb trees. WHO IS MORE FREAKED OUT BY THIS? Windows are awesome!

Summer Flew By, Eh?

This whole year flew by. What year is this?

It’s The Snail Kicker!

Oh sure, you laugh but I saw three snails react to one shell getting kicked aside by the Puppy while she was on walkies. They all lived, The Puppy is much better at walking around snails than I am.

Time is Different For Cats.

Sounds about right.

Fear on Four Fluffy Legs!

Just when you thought it was safe go to walkies…. (Marshmallow dog was very well-trained and returned to its people.)

Putting a ring on it?

I guess if you don’t like it you put a ring on yourself?

Puppy Woman of Earths has to go walkies!

Word.

Oh hey, Puppy!

Unless it rains, then we’re gonna go nuts!

Breathe In The Air

If we could smell what they smell…we’d need therapy.

Walk On

Whatever works.

Nuts To You!

Best wishes for the day.

Tangled To The Max

Fresh wee-mails are the best. Max is a sweetheart, he’s crazy about The Puppy and she loves everyone for an adequate amount of time and then she’s done and takes off in her chosen direction, leashes in the way be damned. I didn’t mind being tied to Max at all. We haven’t seen Max orContinue reading “Tangled To The Max”

Smell Those Smells!

Everyone’s gotta do all this stuff.

Real World Adventures!

You know it. Even if no one knows what the hell she’s on about.