Smell Databases Are A Thing.

I don’t even want to imagine what she can smell.

You don’t even want to know what went on in my telephone lines since January!  But I’ll tell you.  For 17 years I was with the same ISP, but Hurricane Sandy ate all of New York’s telephone lines so it was a good thing I schedule all these posts in advance because none of you have any idea what landlines are for anymore, do you?  WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NO ONE USES LANDLINES ANYMORE?  Pfft.  Anyway, I moved all my websites around and discovered they weren’t complete crap, which is more than I can say about the ground under all the snow that’s fallen the past two months.