This comic was suggested by my Nan and I have no idea what the weather is like today but I hope its sunny and warm because for the past two months I’ve been making these comics a few days before they post and that’s dangerous.
Tag Archives: Waking Up
“Don’t Die, I Love You!”
I was struck by the existential crisis that my little friend and I are a lot alike. We’re both set in our ways and like hanging out with our moms but to be fair I don’t go to wherever the cats hang out and sit there being adorable until they want to invite me into their crawlspace or whatever only to be like, “Nope, byyyyye!”
The mailman told me his daughter is into cats and says when a cat likes you they’ll emit a chemical and they bond with you for life. I’ve told this cat I still want to know her when I’m 60. She vaulted off me, purred, and untied my shoe. She’s really good at that chemical thing.
Beyoncé Made Me Do It?
I don’t offer to be just anyone’s radiator mommy. Yes, I did really do this, she is that cool with me. I CAN DRESS HER!
And when I took the harness off her, she didn’t run away, she just sat down and looked at me like, “Did you get that out of your system? Can I eat in peace now?” Which is a step up from one year ago tonight when she bounced off the walls of the house, sat on the toaster growling at me, and then took off for a week. I would squeak at her from the porch and she would look like, “I’ll come back when you’re gone.”
More on her mom in the exciting next adventure.
Never Gonna Let You Go….
I didn’t see her for two weeks, and thought ten fates of various horror. This is pretty much what happened when we got back together except, you know, some of the dialogue has been translated from Cat to English.
Time To Get Funny!
Whoo, life is so funny right now.
Life: The Musical!
Even I find it hard to believe I had a singing teacher once, but she tried to get me to write a song and then didn’t like my lyrics. I don’t know why, I can totally rhyme.
But this is how I start EVERY day!
Yes, I start every day getting smarter! Totally! And then if I need any of that knowledge, I apparently end up looking like a mantis.
Actual Thing That Happened.
(The wire’s been replaced.)
After a Few Doughnuts….
30 years ago I adopted the greatest doughnut-loving cat in the multiverse, and today I honor him with this weirdness.
This did happen, though. There’s a hobo cat who sits on the neighbor’s porch and he’s very talkative and cute but The Fluffy One sees him as a threat, as all dopplegangers are, and tried to jump the fence to get to him. Unable to fight his doppelganger, he demonstrated what he would do using my face. It was adorable because The Fluffy One is adorable and I didn’t get scratched that bad.
It does put my mind at ease that The Ninja Twins never got to meet their Papa Sleeve, however. In my mind black cats everywhere would be my idea of a good time, but m’Man and the bros would probably be freaked out.
When Puppies Play Cat Games!
This happened! It’s fun when The Puppy gets into cat games. For me, anyway. The cats get freaked out because she takes cat games very seriously.
Goals!
Aw yeah, let’s start this year off with some goals!
