The Puppy has not been having the existential crisis I’ve been having about all this.
Adjusting to the days when we have less time outdoors is always tough.
Well, I think they’re leaving it open for another season. Mystery Month will see you again in 25 fortnights. Meanwhile…
But will we find out who took the porch railing?
Same question I ask every night as soon as the sun goes down.
It’s like they’re vaguely aware of the storyline and they’re doing their best.
This is totally how it out there.
What? They are! Well, some of them are.
I really hope I’m not going to regret looking that cat in the eyes that time.
My fuzzy buns keep me sane…ish. Yes.
One day when I was dopey from my neck pills, my Mum asked me if she could do anything for me. “Can you draw a cartoon?” I asked. My Mum totally drew one of these comics. I leave it to you to figure out which.
There are no easy solutions to some things.
I did not sign up for this, dammit. Why didn’t you move in every time I asked?
Of course cats call each other Angela Lansbury when they’re on a case.
How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence is an actual book my amazeballs cousin bestowed upon me for holiday time and I think my sweet boy may be absorbing the message because while his sister wives’ milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, he goes right on eating as if he could notContinue reading “It’s A Diner, Not A Bookstore!”