*ahem* Spot the Praying Mantis!
As my little storyteller. No, really. It will pass, however. I just need to let the allergy medicine kick in again. I leave you with the knowledge that I like to sew. I’m pretty good at it, I mean, even though I’ve sewn a great many things to my own body parts, it all endsContinue reading “I feel the same…”
You would think, having used old crappy psycho drawings for two weeks, I’d have a bunch of strips lined up ready to go, but no. You don’t need to know this, of course. Just go and admire the pimping skills of my kittens, I know I do. They know I do, too. I think I’llContinue reading “It’s the writer’s cramp!”
…they know what they want.
Oh, the poor kittens. Of course, it loses a lot of suspense when you realize it’s all a flashback. Then again, one of the non-fictional twins jumped head-first into a glass door tonight, so they never fail to dish the suspense to the max. I have since covered the door with Stik-ees, but the kittenContinue reading “On the first part of the journey….”
Screw reality, give me talking cats and dogs any day. And snappy-looking spiders any other day.
It’s a common goal among dogs, you know.
Right, well, I do have an audience…I think. And today is her birthday. Hopefully she remembers Kolah Ghermezi. I wish I could understand Persian for that thing.
If I could take the furry kids shopping for their own food, maybe their sophisticated sense of smell would tell them what they’d like to eat. No, really. Ninjas have sophisticated senses.
This is the first time I tried to scan a napkin, and I’m not at all thrilled with the result. This doesn’t make me look forward to scanning the other hundred or so napkins I’ve drawn on over the years. Damn you, Marcal! Damn you and your embossed paper products!
Over the weekend, we were finally able to pay the Tree Guys(tm) to take down our Gum tree. It was quite dead–being it had strangled itself last year and all, which is another story–and before it made the neighbor’s children dead, well, you know, we had it taken care of. Who needs to eat forContinue reading “It really defies explanation.”
I’m a big pushover when it comes to the Ninjas. I think maybe they drug me, but however this happened, I have broken The Rule and harnessed one of the Ninja twins, who became psychotic when he touched a lawn chair, and ran headlong into the daisies. Luckily, the Woman’s shepherding skills are still sharpContinue reading “Who knew 9 pounds of fur could have that much pull?”