Tag Archives: The Woman

At Least There’s a Parking Lot

Mondays, am I right? Vaccinations and all the things that have to be done to cats to keep them healthy and alive for as long as possible SO WE THINK even though you’re looking at four possible combinations of how it doesn’t matter and everyone ends up the same and do I have anxiety aboutContinue reading “At Least There’s a Parking Lot”

The Most Intense Staring Contest.

My cousin bird was a champion at doing freaky stuff with her eyes, and I’m honestly not sure who would win in a staring contest between her and The Woman but I know it would be a thing to see. Shoutout to the little bird that kept me company on July 4, too. The SlinkyContinue reading “The Most Intense Staring Contest.”

Can’t Talk. Mesmerized.

Is this the heaven for border collies? Herding cows and squirrels? Do cows get rewarded for being your burger by still needing to be herded? What about squirrels, I would think heaven for squirrels involves a lot of nuts. I guess technically that’s what’s happened. Shoutout to my bestie’s German Shepherd Krikkit, who better beContinue reading “Can’t Talk. Mesmerized.”

This is the Cat I’ve Been Telling You About.

This comic strip exists as a love letter to my cats and dogs, and so I owe it to them to keep telling the story, while keeping it as bearable as possible for you all to read. I haven’t wanted to get into my Slinky son’s health beyond what I’ve been sharing, because I haveContinue reading “This is the Cat I’ve Been Telling You About.”

The Concerns of Health

My Fluffy son has been diligent in keeping his brother from knowing what’s what with the world. When The Woman left us 13 years ago today, he kept standing in front of his bro so he couldn’t see what was up. Apparently he also told him she went to a sheep circus in New Zealand?Continue reading “The Concerns of Health”

Actual events that happened.

This year they’re calling today “A Day Without A Woman.” I’ve gone 4018 days without THE Woman, proving that Border Collies are not only serious about their jobs, they sure know how to pick a day. Re-reading the e-mails I sent about Puppy training, however, show that the Puppy knew way more about how toContinue reading “Actual events that happened.”