Totally Routine Things

The Spider comes in reading a text from me and asks what a mammogram is because he thinks it's something I made up so I don't have to be in comics. The Puppy cheerily tells him that's totally a think where they stick women's boobs in X-Ray boxes. The Spider is horrified and the Puppy adds that her doctor squeezes her butt.

Eh…check yourself before you wreck yourself?

As a totally not-routine thing, this is what I was planning to do this week, but life is on hold because my mom had her purse stolen with my phone, driver’s license, and bank card in there so it’s been police and phone calls for a week and we haven’t gone out, much less had any body parts squeezed, but…there you go.

More Sports!

The Spider comes in to remind me of all the projects I want to do in spring, but I am busy watching the Paralympics with my sleepy Ninja Twins and the Puppy, who says she thought sports were over but now there are more and they make us beileve we can so anything so we're going to sit and watch sports.

The Paralympics are on this week! I have no idea if they’ll be on TV more than last time, but as long as I get to see the Curling I’ll be happy. I know during the Rio Paralympics the events were all on YouTube, which is a pretty nifty idea for people who don’t want to take over the TV on their very patient family who luckily enjoy the games too. >_>