From your lips to Dog’s ears, Puppy.
Tag Archives: The Puppy
Season’s Greetings?
Summer luuuuuuv.
It’s The Snail Kicker!
Oh sure, you laugh but I saw three snails react to one shell getting kicked aside by the Puppy while she was on walkies. They all lived, The Puppy is much better at walking around snails than I am.
It’s Not Safe To Go Out.
Okay, I didn’t really … oh, wait, I did. But they’d left. I think. No, they were on our roof.
NOT COOL.
Bathroom Humor?
Hey, when you gotta go….
(No, I didn’t really do this.)
🙄
(I barfed in the Ninja Twins’ pan once. It was the nearest bathroom! I cleaned it up…then I barfed again. I had a really bad headache, I was coming off caffeine–but that’s not what this comic is about!)
I Had The Weirdest Dream….
Okay, as you were.
(Some of you may be feeling a sense of déjà vu, but that’s only because this comic went out early a few weeks ago. It was a weird time, okay?)
Smell Those Girls!
Okay, so back in the ’80s when my Poppy would come home from his friend’s house, he’d say to our dog, “Smell those girls!” because his friend had a load of girl dogs. My Poppy would’ve been 100 this Friday so you’re getting some way out interpretations of some of his quotes.
I Got Your ID Right Here
The Puppy is a thorough database.
Continue To Pretend!
The humane traps have become quite a source of entertainment for the Ninja Twins and The Puppy. The Puppy has jumped across the floor to play with an empty trap. Maybe it’s the peanut butter?
Cats Can Park Wherever They Please
Nan suggested this, because she’s in love with the fluffy calico who lives on our porch but doesn’t want to live WITH us.
I’m A Squirrel!
…I agree with all of this.
What’s All This Then?
The part of the cop is being played by The Puppy.
The Puppy wants you to know she totally did not approve an all-cat show.
A trip to the grocery store.
Plot suggested by my Nan, after the whole theives-using-the-gift-card-I-was-saving-for-new-glasses-to-buy-McDonald’s incident.
Also the fluffy calico is incredibly suspicious of The Puppy in real life and never wants to disclose her location if she’s being watched. WE KNOW YOU’RE ON THE PORCH, FLUFFY CALICO.
The only thing that isn’t based on reality here is my little girlfriend just jumping into a bag for me to take home WHY WON’T YOU LIVE WITH ME BABY GIRL?
And yes, The Puppy handles grocery orders all the time. That’s totally real.
Cat Wives of N.Y. is about to start!
Really.
Cut This.
(In honor of the first day I went back outside alone after guys stole my ID with my address and all…and had two neighbors tell me I needed to cut some trees that had grown from all the rain and, you know, spring.)
