Everybody Got Smells!

April 18, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy is telling me about telling someone some people like corn chips. I say okay and she says whatever, everybody got smells. I tell her I love all her smells, she says I better.

Based on many conversations I’ve had with The Puppy.

Time is Different For Cats.

April 13, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy asks the Ninja Twins what they, as black cats, do for Friday the Thirteenth. The Fluffy One asks what day it is and says time is different for cats. The Slinky One says he doesn't know what day it is, it's just Bro Time. The Puppy takes a page from their book and tells me in Puppy Time she hasn't gone walkies today. I cheer for bonus walkies.

Sounds about right.

It’s April and There are Things to Do.

April 9, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Spider asks me how the computer repair is going, I say I have things to do first. The Puppy points out the electric deer are still set up since winter. The Fluffy One tells me to address the hole under the fence. The cat sticking his head under the fence says hello and that he stops by for catnip.

Yeah…the deer finally went back in the shed this weekend. It kept snowing, okay?

What Does It All Mean?

April 6, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy is upset that Puppy Linux isn't talking to her anymore. I tell her it's okay, we'll figure out Linux together. Behind me, my work computer lets me know a hard disk failure is imminent. The Spider ponders what hard disk failure even means, I say it means all my plans are screwed.

I’m not even kidding, it was like my main computer got jealous of the little old computer getting a replacement drive after all these years and was like, “Whoop, I’ma gonna fail soon.” At least the recent ones are polite about it and give a warning?

The OS of choice for Puppys?

April 4, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy hears a puppy barking. I tell her it's Puppy Linux and she says she can check her wee-mails with the laptop. I tell her she doesn't have to wee on the computer.

Puppy Linux starts up with a woof! That alone has got me on board with the Linux! Totally!

I havent used it since the first day. But I plan to!

Dance of the Bubberflies!

April 2, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy greets a butterfly on her ear and says the bubberfly is taking her flippy flap. The Fluffy One greets the butterfly with the news that the catnip flowers haven't bloomed and to return later. The Slinky One swears he's just dancing with the butterfly.

If you see a butterfly today, say hello for us.

Yay, Memorable Dogs!

March 28, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy returns from getting the mail with a story about how the deliveryman remembered her boyfriend. The Fluffy One suggests the dog is at the strip club with Grand Funk. The Puppy questions how long they've been at the strip club and The Slinky One said he hears it's a great place.

…okay, see, my first dog (who all the young lady dogs refer to as Grand Funk) looked at an exotic dancer on television ONE TIME. It was adorable of him. I’m sure if The Puppy’s boyfriend is with Grand Funk now they’re totally watching ladies dance. *ahem*

Lunchie Time Raps!

March 26, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Fluffy One says it is lunchie time and he is here to rub on his lady. The Puppy says when her mama eats, she sleeps on her feets. The Slinky One says he's going to sit just out of reach and purr because that's how he rolls.

Tomorrow is Nanny-Ma’s birthday and the fuzzy babies know how to take care of her! The Fluffy One makes her tea, The Puppy takes care of her feets, and The Slinky one is a radiator of love for his woman.

Yay, Spring Again!

March 21, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

I see the fuzzes being cute but I have to stab my camera to make it go so by the time I'm ready to take a picture, The Puppy is licking her butt, The Slinky One is licking his business, and The Fluffy One is prepared to run and be blurry!

Aw, yeah, it’s photo-op tiiiiiime!

The Sun Is Out, The Grass Is Green….

March 19, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Slinky One is sitting in the window remarking on the birds hopping in the sun. He says he needs to get out in thesun because he's a solar-powered cat. The Fluffy One, and another window, remarks that the grass is getting greener. The Puppy, at another window, asks when it's going to snow.

Well, la-di-da, here comes spring!

I Got Goals But I’m Not a Goalpost!

March 12, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Ninja Twins are playing hockey with a tree seed, using The Puppy as a goal. She comments that she's got goals but she's not a goalpost. The Slinky One asks me to bring the fridge which would be a better goal. I make a lame excuse to go do something. I look for porch cats, but one is on the roof.

You know cat hockey is nothing without fridges for goals. So why does fluffy porch cat go up on the roof? There’s no fridge up there, porch cat, what are you doing?

Also yes, I totally tell time to run by gazing absently at my bare wrist, that was 100% intentional.

More Sports!

March 9, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Spider comes in to remind me of all the projects I want to do in spring, but I am busy watching the Paralympics with my sleepy Ninja Twins and the Puppy, who says she thought sports were over but now there are more and they make us beileve we can so anything so we're going to sit and watch sports.

The Paralympics are on this week! I have no idea if they’ll be on TV more than last time, but as long as I get to see the Curling I’ll be happy. I know during the Rio Paralympics the events were all on YouTube, which is a pretty nifty idea for people who don’t want to take over the TV on their very patient family who luckily enjoy the games too. >_>

How to Make Snowboards Go.

March 7, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

The Puppy asks how to make snowboards go when there's no snow. The Fluffy One pauses mid-bath to say he thought all dogs knew what to do with snowboards. The Puppy is thens een walking away from the snowboards, having covered them with a blankie until the snow returns.

Define go.

So Much To Do….

March 5, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

I look around and point out all I have to do. The Puppy doesn't want me watching her poop and The Fluffy One doesn't want me touching his sticks. The Slinky One says his beans are getting cold and he wants to go in. I say that's a good idea.

I got plans.

It Is March! I Have Questions.

March 2, 2018 ~ TailsFromTheBackyard

To be fair, I ask myself those questions EVERY day.

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Tails From the Backyard

Fourteen years, three pencils, lots of cute talking creatures, one girl, no plot.

Tag Archives: The Puppy

Everybody Got Smells!

Time is Different For Cats.

It’s April and There are Things to Do.

What Does It All Mean?

The OS of choice for Puppys?

Dance of the Bubberflies!

Yay, Memorable Dogs!

Lunchie Time Raps!

Yay, Spring Again!

The Sun Is Out, The Grass Is Green….

I Got Goals But I’m Not a Goalpost!

More Sports!

How to Make Snowboards Go.

So Much To Do….

It Is March! I Have Questions.

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