The Fluffy One – Page 3 – Tails From the Backyard

A Tiny Tree Appears!

Fingers crossed he doesn’t eat the things.

Aww, Puppy, happy fourteen o’clock! I love you, tan tornado. Baby Yoda totally stole your look. And you totally stole my heart. And the dictionary. And Mum’s glasses and Nan’s audiobooks. I’m so glad you like cats. I guess it helps that you met the best cats ever when you were all the same size.Continue reading “Fourteen O’Clock!”

Gonna Finish That?

He’s a doll, no one minds sharing with him. Really. No, really, he and Uncle Fluff will eat out of my hand TOGETHER. 😻 “Sharing is caring,” is totally Uncle’s advice, he even borrowed that from him. Exhibit A Exhibit B

Time I Grew an Extra Arm or Two!

It’s a fair question.

Happy Thanksgiving!

From all of us to all of you, raising a bit of whatever creamy whip you prefer for absent friends. As always, thanks for reading!

Medical Advice

How does this fit into Thanksgiving? I am thankful for steroids, y’all. (BTW I didn’t write The Kitten’s line, my Poppy said something like that to my Nan and they got married on this date and had darn near 30 awesome years together. 🥂)

4 Out of 5 Ain’t Bad!

Survey says neck skritchies are awesome, but I don’t advise allowing anyone to scratch your throat with a fork or any other sharp device, that is assault. Keep clawing!

It’s a Great Thing!

The Fluffy One is climbing the couch to get to his window pillow. The Kitten is sleeping on the pillow and says, "Uncle, I am here." As The Fluffy One settles down on the pillow with the Kitten, he tells him, "Yes, yes, I used to do this all of the time with me bro." The Kitten says, "Wow, it must be great to have a bro." As The Kitten purrs with his chin on The Fluffy One's back, The Fluffy One says, "Indeed." On the wall, there's a picture of The Slinky One licking The Fluffy One with his arm around him.

If two cats ever needed each other, more…well, maybe Captain Tinycat should be included in that. But these two. I’ve already informed the vet he has to keep The Fluffy One alive another 20 years for The Kitten to have his Uncle Fluff at all times. I can only imagine how epic having TWO unclesContinue reading “It’s a Great Thing!”

Kitten Goals

The Spider is playing with the Kitten, because how can you not? "Hey little baby, what are you thankful for?" He asks. The Kitten, pouncing on a toy mouse, surrounded by toys, says, "I get to stay with my mom, and I get to play with all my uncle's toys, and there's treats everywhere I go. I even have a dog! I can't believe I got a doggie. I asked my mommy, 'Mom, did you ever think you would have a dog?' and she said no, she can't believe anything that has happened."

Someone is turning six months old over the weekend and he just keeps getting handsomer and more huggable!

TRICK OR TREAT!

Well, my hands have fallen off from making this, so have a Happy Halloween and be careful crossing the streets. I wouldn’t want to have to bury you, you know.

They Are A Fantastic Four….

Yes, really. Play safe in outer space, kids!

Hold On To Your Potatoes!

In a spoof of Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom, The Fluffy One is clawing at the back door of the house, hat on head, whip on belt. "Letting me in! Open the door!" he calls. On the other side of the door, Babycat, wearing a blonde wig, and The Kitten, wearing a 1928 NY Giants cap, are calling, "Open the door! Let us out!" The Kitten adds, "Doctor Uncle! Let us out, I wanna go on adventures with you!" There are bugs everywhere.

I know, I know, ant season is almost over. This is where 16 years of going outties with The Fluffy One and his bro bite me in the ass, because every day and every night, Team Tiger is like, “That’s a great idea, let us join you!” and they don’t like wearing collars, or harnesses,Continue reading “Hold On To Your Potatoes!”

Seven Brides for One Brother

Basically I’m just doing these to amuse myself now. I know most of them could defeat me in a dance battle, even if I am good at building things.

What Have We Here?

Here I was posting the Star Wars-themed one on Carrie Fisher’s birthday and I hear there’s a new trailer for Episode IX I gotta see. How about that. We have to wait for December for the new movie, but you only have to wait ten more days to see what costumes the gang will actuallyContinue reading “What Have We Here?”

Wouldn’t It Be Loverly?

In a takeoff of My Fair Lady, Babycat is wearing a straw hat and in standing next to a basket of violets and a bunch of violets laying on the ground. She sings, "All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair...." The Ninja Twins are standing off to the side. The Slinky One is wearing a top hat and tails. "I bet you could make a lady out of that dame!" he says to The Fluffy One, who is wearing a Homburg and trenchcoat. "No, no, no, no...," says The Fluffy One. "I'm a good girl, I am!" Babycat says, glaring at them from her violets. Babycat wakes from her dream, purring in an enormous desk chair, with her kitten's head resting on her knee.

The Kitten is five months old today, and he and his mom have all chairs forever. Fun fact: One cold and rainy night in 2018, I lured Babycat into the house. The Slinky One was sitting on the stairs, watching as Babycat bounced off the walls. As she ran past him, he went to goContinue reading “Wouldn’t It Be Loverly?”