The Fluffy One – Tails From the Backyard

My Dream Couple

“Little girl, move it over, I am 19 and me bones need the sunshine.” “Babe, I’m 5 now, I’ll soak up the sun and cuddle you, how’s that?” “Yes, yes. Whatever.” My fluffy son turned 19 this week and today is 3 years since I hijacked my girlfriend off the porch. I didn’t want himContinue reading “My Dream Couple”

Too Soon

The Fluffy One approaches a tuxedo cat at a window, looking out at a tabby on a table. He asks, "Hello little girl! What is up with you and the outdoor man?" The tuxedo cat tells him, "Our brother died, he led us to this place, we're safe because of him." The Fluffy One replies, "Indeed, I too lost a brother, it is very sad." In the third panel, a ginger tabby in a tree yells, "Hey, I got my balls back!" while a small tuxedo kitten says to The Slinky One, "He's my uncle!" The Slinky One says, "We weren't expecting you so soon, but okay!" lounging around a green field are M'Man and Uncle Grandpa, as well a tabby and a grey tuxedo blissfully checking out some flowers.

If I had kept up with my comic the past two years, you would know a lot more about this golden man, but I’m planning to fill in the blanks eventually. His name was Oscar Cornbread and he was my Peachy Pie Mango Man, leader of the Ginger Gang, uncle to the Tuxedo boys, andContinue reading “Too Soon”

Ski Jump!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I made a comic! Victory lap! Whoo!

Happy 2022!

Shh, just pretend it’s four weeks ago. So this is tiny princess Pebbles, she was totally purring and she loves me the bestest because I always have Churu handy. Uncle Fluff is living his best life free of baloney like being locked in rooms and wearing sparkly glasses. He’s got a girlfriend who takes goodContinue reading “Happy 2022!”

We beat Spielberg to it!

Hey, how have you all been? Going to the movies this weekend? We’re all super, can’t wait to show you our new adventures. I don’t go out to the movies because I like watching movies with my dog and cats. Apologies to Stephen Sondheim for mangling his lyrics, HE KNOWS NOW.

ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!

Who else is hyped for last year’s Olympics? I’ve seen every one of them on TV since 1980 and I rarely get sick of them. I get sick from sleep deprivation, yeah, but I never get sick of seeing people get along and do amazing stuff for two weeks straight. It’s weird as hell thisContinue reading “ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!”

How It’s Going

AN ACTUAL COMIC BASED ON REAL LIFE? WHAT IS THIS?!

So, Where Were We?

Yeah, so…it’s been a while, huh? I’m going to try to catch up but let’s be honest, you don’t even remember where we left off. Last week was 17 years since I started this comic, and last month was The Fluffy One’s 18th birthday, The Puppy’s 15-year Gotcha Day, Babycat’s 2nd anniversary of living withContinue reading “So, Where Were We?”

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Hey hey, it’s the first post in two months! That plan to post from my phone didn’t work at all, but I finally have Krita re-installed on my computer, and I am still alive, so maybe it won’t be three months until the next post?

Happy 2021!

Wow, you think I would’ve had something cool drawn for today, but believe it or not, I’m still going on side quests to get Krita back on a computer. And back up my photos. And clear space on a hardrive. Also my Nan’s PC got corrupted so I reinstalled her OS and while I wasContinue reading “Happy 2021!”

Chillaxin’

“Uncle, how do I get my girlfriend to join me?” “Uncle?” “Baby, you need to stop jumping out at her.” “Aww, mom, you don’t know about girls.”

What Is Even Going On?

“Uncle, what’s it all about?” “Eh, it is the only place I can do the thinking.”

Wakanda Forever

A flashback to 2018 in honor of the king. This year is so cruel it now took Chadwick Boseman and I can’t deal with that. He’s younger than me, for one thing. My heart goes out to his family and all the kids who saw T’Challa and believed they could do anything. That part ofContinue reading “Wakanda Forever”

“Dammit, Human!”

Crunchies After Midnight!

Every Saturday there’s a wild party in the kitchen and last night was no different. (Don’t worry, he got more treats after the canine cleaning crew came through.)