Totally Routine Things

The Spider comes in reading a text from me and asks what a mammogram is because he thinks it's something I made up so I don't have to be in comics. The Puppy cheerily tells him that's totally a think where they stick women's boobs in X-Ray boxes. The Spider is horrified and the Puppy adds that her doctor squeezes her butt.

Eh…check yourself before you wreck yourself?

As a totally not-routine thing, this is what I was planning to do this week, but life is on hold because my mom had her purse stolen with my phone, driver’s license, and bank card in there so it’s been police and phone calls for a week and we haven’t gone out, much less had any body parts squeezed, but…there you go.

Triple Comic Super Post!

OUTTIE TIME AGAIN! THE DRAMA OF THE DOORWAY ON RAINY DAYS! You should see us during sunshowers.
Apologies to Donovan but this month has been so far from zen I needed to borrow some.  DID YOU MISS US?  Did you even notice no posts went up all week?  I did.  I was so good about scheduling posts while my Mum was going back and forth to doctors.  I schedule a lot of posts, you know.  I was just about to schedule this week’s posts when my Internet went.  Checking the telephone line for noise, I found a marked lack thereof.  LIKE MY LINE WAS DEAD, DUDES.  And Verizon doesn’t want to fix old lines.  But they did…eventually.  Just this once.

So here is an entire week of comics all in one super post.  I did a lot of drawing while exiled from the Internet.  You’ll get the story in a week or so.  This week was about the fun weather time of rainy snowy sunny days where it freezes after the icebergs melt.  And the furries who love outties.  Which is basically what my entire comic is, isn’t it.  OH HI!