Terrific.

NOPE.

Usually I leave the garden spiders where they are when they set up in my swing frame. Usually those spiders are males. Did you know that female garden spiders are ten billion times larger than male garden spiders? SHE WAS RIGHT OVER MY HEAD, MAN. I think she’s happy in the hedge where I relocated her. I mean, I haven’t seen her…that doesn’t mean she’s not over my head right now THAT’S HOW SPIDERS ARE.