Hey, if you think this is nightmarish, you should see her sister! Ha! Yeah, there are two by the door this year.
The Paw of Law has an excellent assistant!
Usually I leave the garden spiders where they are when they set up in my swing frame. Usually those spiders are males. Did you know that female garden spiders are ten billion times larger than male garden spiders? SHE WAS RIGHT OVER MY HEAD, MAN. I think she’s happy in the hedge where I relocatedContinue reading “Terrific.”
I don’t know where the unknown spider went. Perhaps…the world wide web?! *sigh*
Yes, I do tell this story to literally anyone who will listen. I should have way more stories to tell about him.
Dedicated to the baby spider that decided to hang from my glasses, wherever it went.
2015: The year I started wearing gloves.
Vacuums > brooms.
I have insider knowledge that I will still be reduced to the puddle 9 years from now. Also, I will be able to identify more spiders.
I was listening to Spoonman. I can’t listen to Spoonman anymore.