Scared Stupid – Tails From the Backyard

Cats May Appear Taller Than Actual Cats.

I can’t be the only person who gets startled when a pair of floating green eyes appears like four feet up in the air. Am I right?

Got a light?

You should really see me late at night in the backyard when I freak out. This summer’s been endless hoots. Twin Peaks is one of the reasons I’m still living, I tell you, if it doesn’t scare me to death first.

Just Visiting

Just drop some crumbs and run for the hills.

I CAN SEE YOU.

I regret freaking out my cat, but he’s so damn cute when he gets confused about spoons with holes.

PURRKOUR!

Based on a random anti-gravity kitten sighting by my Nan.

So Much Wildlife….

My first dog Pookie used to keep us safe from things up in the trees all the time and we had no idea what kinds of serious woodland creatures were up there. WOULD I HAVE EVEN LET HIM OUTSIDE IF I KNEW WHAT WAS UP THERE?