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What’s On The Roof?

Hello and welcome to that night the family of raccoons learned to climb up to our roof and thought it was a fun place to run. At midnight. I was in fact the only one who heard it, but where’s the fun in that?

Just another day….

Okay, so it was really my Mum who called Animal Control about the raccoon who showed up in broad daylight for a drink from the water bowl we clean three times a day, but you know, The Puppy loves talking on the phone so she’s the stand-in. I told Mum I don’t think the raccoonContinue reading “Just another day….”

It really defies explanation.

Over the weekend, we were finally able to pay the Tree Guys(tm) to take down our Gum tree. It was quite dead–being it had strangled itself last year and all, which is another story–and before it made the neighbor’s children dead, well, you know, we had it taken care of. Who needs to eat forContinue reading “It really defies explanation.”

Never go out in the sun before 3PM. If all the world learned this, I would be a happier placemat.

I have a thing where, if I go out in the sun much, I sort of get really ill. It’s entertaining at first, but then I turn into a nasty drunk and it’s just not worth it. I’m pretty sure this condition has an official name, but I prefer my four-letter description of it muchContinue reading “Never go out in the sun before 3PM. If all the world learned this, I would be a happier placemat.”