Time flies like a thought about how fast time flies.
Sounds have lots of confusing meanings.
I really hope I’m not going to regret looking that cat in the eyes that time.
My fuzzy buns keep me sane…ish. Yes.
Was this a day apart or five minutes?
One day when I was dopey from my neck pills, my Mum asked me if she could do anything for me. “Can you draw a cartoon?” I asked. My Mum totally drew one of these comics. I leave it to you to figure out which.
I swear they put sedatives in vaccines, The Puppy was stoned for the rest of the day. She didn’t even bark at the nosy neighbor dog when she caught it standing in our driveway. Not that she would bark, The Puppy is a Ninja in her own right, you don’t know she’s there until it’sContinue reading “Just…Really.”
Yeah, so I don’t take that pill anymore.
The Puppy handles being attacked amazingly well. She assumes bagel form until she has a chance to run home. And by chance, I mean when the idiot holding her leash moves as fast as she does to get away from the crazy neighbor dog.
Just when you thought it was safe go to walkies…. (Marshmallow dog was very well-trained and returned to its people.)
No, I don’t really walk with a 28oz. can of beans for defense…yet. Suggested by a wild chat I had with my BFF Glitzy Babylon.
I guess if you don’t like it you put a ring on yourself?
Behold, the origin story of Puppy Woman From Earths!
Blessed are those who can grab their sternocleidomastoids. Or something. I’m sleepy. I’ve recently been diagnosed with cervical dystonia, which sounds disgusting so I’ll call it wonky neck. I’ve had wonky neck for so long I’m genuinely surprised by life without my own muscles trying to rip my head off. This is not a newContinue reading “That comic about that thing….”