Zika is not funny but I have been bitten by so many mosquitoes this year, even after dousing myself in Deet Woods repellents and surrounding myself with mint. Okay, catnip, but it is mint.
I eat catnip. Then things like a hundred-mosquito dash seem funny to me.
I was surprised golf is an Olympic sport, then I looked it up and saw golf was played in the 1904 Olympics. Never mind that, the story about the marathon that year is hilarious and there should be a movie about it.
She’s got style, she’s got grace, she throws balls with her face!
THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS LATE ONE NIGHT AND I DIDN’T HAVE THE CAMERA BUT IT WAS ADORABLE!
Let’s run about in our undies by the seashore!