Poor Puppy, summer freaks her out.
Tag Archives: neighbor dogs
Side Yard Story
Well, this can’t end well but the dance fights should be spectacular.
Happy Birthday to this whacked out comic’s biggest fan! I love yooooou! đ¸
The Zooms!
The Puppy totally gets the zooms!
Run From The Sound!
Based on a true story where the smallest, sweetest dog scared me into the house late one night.
Yay, Memorable Dogs!
…okay, see, my first dog (who all the young lady dogs refer to as Grand Funk) looked at an exotic dancer on television ONE TIME. It was adorable of him. I’m sure if The Puppy’s boyfriend is with Grand Funk now they’re totally watching ladies dance. *ahem*
Just…Really.
I swear they put sedatives in vaccines, The Puppy was stoned for the rest of the day. She didn’t even bark at the nosy neighbor dog when she caught it standing in our driveway. Not that she would bark, The Puppy is a Ninja in her own right, you don’t know she’s there until it’s too late for crime. And the nosy neighbor dog’s woman is a total trespasser.
Wake It Up!
Yeah, so I don’t take that pill anymore.
AVISO ESTA.
The Puppy handles being attacked amazingly well. She assumes bagel form until she has a chance to run home. And by chance, I mean when the idiot holding her leash moves as fast as she does to get away from the crazy neighbor dog.
Fear on Four Fluffy Legs!
Just when you thought it was safe go to walkies….
(Marshmallow dog was very well-trained and returned to its people.)
Give a dog a bone…
The time my dog was given a bone by her dog friend.
Nacho Unsolved Mystery
The Puppy gets freaked out by baby humans and also baby puppies. Also the neighbor has a new puppy!
UFO!
I WAS THERE AND I WASNâT SURE WHAT HAPPENED!
Tangled To The Max
Fresh wee-mails are the best.
Max is a sweetheart, he’s crazy about The Puppy and she loves everyone for an adequate amount of time and then she’s done and takes off in her chosen direction, leashes in the way be damned. I didn’t mind being tied to Max at all. We haven’t seen Max or his lady since that night.
“There’s UFOs Over New York And I Ain’t Too Surprised”
You’ll see, she knows what she saw.
To All The Good Smells
The Puppy is running low on boyfriends. Last month the world lost the unique talents of Gizmo the Protector, a furry dude who took his job so seriously he wouldn’t let anyone reach past him to ring the doorbell of his house to alert his family he’d scaled the barbecue again. I had the honor of spending a summer evening with Gizmo, strangely laid back as a guest in my yard. Once he was back with his family he quickly forgot our affair and I assume told me to step back. Gizmo enjoyed digging and wrestling and showing everyone his Cujo impression. He was preceded to the great big yard by his brother Fidget, who was a classy little guy.
The Puppy literally has one boyfriend left on the block.
The Woman’s buttpuffs really do bring all the boys to the yard, OMG.
