I always wanted to be categorized.

I am a pasty goth wannabe. I’ve worn my share of black eyeshadow and blue lipstick, I love The Cure, and my wallpaper is black with little flowers on it. That might be where it went wrong. The flowers. They’re sort of mauve flowers. I’m allergic to the sun, you know…not to the point ofContinue reading “I always wanted to be categorized.”

Representing Brazil in the apparatus free-for-all….

I used to play as Brazil in Epyx’s Summer Games a lot, merely because of the country’s three-letter abbreviation. The Ninja Twins saved me from a nightmare. I actually own a ribbon similar to those used in Rhythmic Gymnastics. I thought it was a neat sport when I first saw it in 1984. So I’veContinue reading “Representing Brazil in the apparatus free-for-all….”

I never would have guessed.

I have a thing about spiders hiding in boots…and never mind what I meant about wetting myself properly. >_> That aside, the snow is pretty to look at and I’m going to use the pencil I used on today’s strip forever because that thing has some sort of skill built into it. That middle panelContinue reading “I never would have guessed.”

Ooh, biting social commentary!

I’m starting a new thing this weekend. At least once a month, I’m going to bring up a book, or something, and say something about it. Because I’m an artsy freak in my mind. I don’t really believe that The Lottery was just a clever way to get rid of the annoying people, but it’sContinue reading “Ooh, biting social commentary!”

See you next year.

Eek, I did this a while ago. I have never not looked forward to a new year on new year’s eve as much as this one. Usually I’ll pine for the year gone by because invariably someone I liked died or a radio station changed formats or something, but this will most likely be aContinue reading “See you next year.”

Even words suck.

When I started doing this comic, I had always planned on ending the year with this kind of strip, but the ending kept changing. Now, as I’m standing at the end of the year looking back at what happened within my little realm of conciousness, I realize it could’ve been much worse on a lotContinue reading “Even words suck.”

Someday, we’ll look back at this and puke.

It has been a busy year. I’m glad I started this comic, though. Many a year has come and gone and I have nothing to show for it but mysterious bills. I still get the bills, still don’t remember what for, but I feel like I did something with these strips. How sad is that?Continue reading “Someday, we’ll look back at this and puke.”

I’ve often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well….

Today, I write the truth. I have three major projects to finish in the next 48 hours, and I have to also be awake on Saturday for at least five hours so someone I only see once a year won’t leave thinking I suck. I should be able to pull it off. Provided the blackContinue reading “I’ve often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well….”

Seasonal Affective Disorder starts at 3:45am.

I think it’s too late for me. Then again, maybe not. I really did drink some sleepy tea, and I think what it does if you don’t lie down within a certain amount of time is put things into your head that make you want to lie down and curl into a ball as soonContinue reading “Seasonal Affective Disorder starts at 3:45am.”

The inner workings of my mind.

I’m a video editor, you know. At least, among my family. Something looks like crap and I get to fix it, because everyone knows I can and will…eventually. I was asked to try brightening a video back in March. Yes, March. Before my floor was devoured and my tree was pronounced dead and my carContinue reading “The inner workings of my mind.”