Lynda – Page 3 – Tails From the Backyard

Time I Grew an Extra Arm or Two!

It’s a fair question.

Happy Thanksgiving!

From all of us to all of you, raising a bit of whatever creamy whip you prefer for absent friends. As always, thanks for reading!

4 Out of 5 Ain’t Bad!

Survey says neck skritchies are awesome, but I don’t advise allowing anyone to scratch your throat with a fork or any other sharp device, that is assault. Keep clawing!

Reasons To Be Thankful.

The new Harry Styles song Lights Up is some jazzy stuff, but purring is an awesome sound.

TRICK OR TREAT!

Well, my hands have fallen off from making this, so have a Happy Halloween and be careful crossing the streets. I wouldn’t want to have to bury you, you know.

Seven Brides for One Brother

Basically I’m just doing these to amuse myself now. I know most of them could defeat me in a dance battle, even if I am good at building things.

Here I was posting the Star Wars-themed one on Carrie Fisher’s birthday and I hear there’s a new trailer for Episode IX I gotta see. How about that. We have to wait for December for the new movie, but you only have to wait ten more days to see what costumes the gang will actuallyContinue reading “What Have We Here?”

Do You Like Our Owl?

I know what you’re asking, “Lynda, Blade Runner was set in November, 2019, why are you doing this in October?” Oh, that’s not what you were asking? Okay.

The Horror!

I can’t say I regret telling her I’d take her for walkies if she lets me put on a harness until the day she actually lets me, then I guess I have to be prepared to learn to climb trees. WHO IS MORE FREAKED OUT BY THIS? Windows are awesome!

And Now For Something Completely Different.

I got my head stuck in a cupboard and couldn’t make it to London for the record number of people dressed as Gumbies, but you know I was there in spirit. Happy 50th, Monty Python. Thanks for making me laugh when bits of brain fell out of my head.

Who Wants to Play Dress Up?!

Yesssssss, it’s Halloween o’clock! You know I dress them up…right? THEY LOVE IT! Okay, maybe he doesn’t love it, but I took the costume right off!

Business.

I'm all twisted up, fiddling with my phone. On my shirt is the word PLANS. The Spider asks, "Is this the fundraiser?" "Yeah, I have no marketing skills whatsoever," I reply. "As it turns out, I have 9 readers and I feel weird taking money from people I know." "But that's been your business model for the past 30 years!" The Spider points out. "By the way, I left you some webs to vacuum. Wild party." The Spider continues, "What about those designs you were making? You need to set a schedule and stick to it! Start a little earlier if you have to! I mean, really, what have you been doing?" I look right at the camera. In the last panel, the Spider has dozed off on my list of things I've been doing. "...once the headache wore off, I finished the door so the basement wouldn't get wet anymore, then I was up at 7AM for the cat's vet, and I still had to caulk the foundation, but then...."

But then I got the flu. No, really. In September. Who does that? The person I caught it from, I guess, but WHO DOES THAT? You know I wash my hands, this is a travesty. Anyway, I was going to go, “Who wants mugs and notebooks that say ‘PLANS!’” and you were all going toContinue reading “Business.”

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