…okay, see, my first dog (who all the young lady dogs refer to as Grand Funk) looked at an exotic dancer on television ONE TIME. It was adorable of him. I’m sure if The Puppy’s boyfriend is with Grand Funk now they’re totally watching ladies dance. *ahem*
My first dog Pookie used to keep us safe from things up in the trees all the time and we had no idea what kinds of serious woodland creatures were up there. WOULD I HAVE EVEN LET HIM OUTSIDE IF I KNEW WHAT WAS UP THERE?
Listen to your heart, or the disembodied voices of your ancestors. They may lead you to a happy thing.
Body dents are cool. Literally, like even in summer, it’s like ten degrees cooler!
How do all the dogs you’ve ever known deal with the threat of skunks? Mine have all managed to scare the bejeebers out of me but it makes great stories.
I guess that answers the question of the hour.
It doesn’t? Oh. Okay. Well, 30 years ago tomorrow, this guy (pictured left, featured all week as the mysterious digger-upper of the Pandonutica, and generally known in the comic as Grand Funk) came into my life and the world was a better place for it.
Doctor Whoof’s got a TARDIS, why not go visit him?
Figures he’s still looking for that donut. (And yes, he did really bury a jelly donut and dig it up a few days later and eat it. That’s the kind of guy he was.)
So much mystery…like what is Sir Clarence, who is clearly not a cast member, doing in this strip?
You knew it had to happen eventually.
To lovers of fluffy cookies everywhere.
Dogs…are good at storing food. Forever. Yeah.
29 years ago, The Puppy’s Grand Funk started a pantry.
It’s a common goal among dogs, you know.