All you need to know is the phone went out but it’s okay now.

Not with a bang.
This is exactly how the world ended. Now that I’m back I can tell you it was okay!

I’m currently scrambling to move all my ’90s-era HTML coded pages elsewhere. It’s strangely more fun than I thought it would be, but maybe that’s because IT’S BETTER THAN NO INTERNET AT ALL OMG WHAT WAS THAT NO ONE COULD SEE MY COMIC. No, it’s just nice to go back to a time when I made things for the web thinking people would interact with me. (That does happen sometimes, but strangely enough it’s not the people you were expecting.  Once or twice it’s even better.)