food – Page 3 – Tails From the Backyard

What to do in a power outage.

Let’s just all pretend we know the siren from pirate reggae stations.

Ingredients

Kittens climbing up one’s face make everything better.

It’s A Diner, Not A Bookstore!

How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence is an actual book my amazeballs cousin bestowed upon me for holiday time and I think my sweet boy may be absorbing the message because while his sister wives’ milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, he goes right on eating as if he could notContinue reading “It’s A Diner, Not A Bookstore!”

Mystery Women

It just sort of happened. All summer I fed one boy cat, and suddenly along come two ladies and I swear they all have the same look when they look at me and this is never going to end well.

Advice From A Coffee-Drinking Spider

Totally.

And everybody was happy.

Whee!

Din.

It is implied that it is strip Scrabble and I am playing too. *ahem* The Ninja Twins only have collars to remove. WIN.

The Pandonutica Opens

I guess that answers the question of the hour. It doesn’t? Oh. Okay. Well, 30 years ago tomorrow, this guy (pictured left, featured all week as the mysterious digger-upper of the Pandonutica, and generally known in the comic as Grand Funk) came into my life and the world was a better place for it. DoctorContinue reading “The Pandonutica Opens”