A trip to the grocery store.

Plot suggested by my Nan, after the whole theives-using-the-gift-card-I-was-saving-for-new-glasses-to-buy-McDonald’s incident. Also the fluffy calico is incredibly suspicious of The Puppy in real life and never wants to disclose her location if she’s being watched. WE KNOW YOU’RE ON THE PORCH, FLUFFY CALICO. The only thing that isn’t based on reality here is my little girlfriendContinue reading “A trip to the grocery store.”

How to get food.

If you knew that cat, you’d get hearts in your eyes too even if she were suggesting murders for food. As for waiting patiently for food, the fluffy calico is the winner of that approach. She has spent full days on our porch (and roof) getting breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, antipasto, dinner, and oneContinue reading “How to get food.”

We were out of peanut butter, too.

Cat fight! This was kind of the moment that started this whole bizarre arc. One afternoon I was having my daily dalliance with my tabby girlfriend when the “grown ups” totally started wrestling. I have no idea what it was about, but my little friend sprang out of my arms and away to safety. ItContinue reading “We were out of peanut butter, too.”