Do not think about sneezing…do not think about sneezing….
It is difficult to wear glasses when your entire face makes the red light go on.
I would bet the flannel would make a much less dangerous bod.
You know if you sneezed part of your face off, your dog would pick it up and hide it somewhere.
If you sneezed part of your face off, you know your cat would bat that around.
Six days visiting a hospital, it was bound to happen eventually.