Professional Puppy: No lasers were swallowed, but the farts are just as dangerous! IS THIS MY FIRST FART JOKE? I THINK IT IS!
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Gimme The Dot!
Dramatization: No actual red dots were harmed.
Magic: The Lasering!
Do not confuse lasers with spoons.
DOT OF RED CAN SEE YOU.
The dot of red is a sneaky thing.
Pointin’ and Swipin’
Dot of red, where have you gone?!
Do Not Rub On Happy Fun Laser
Some cats are into red dots, some cats are into feathers on a stick.
Laser dots ain’t natural.
Just say–HEY THERE’S A DOT!
Actual events that happened.
This year they’re calling today “A Day Without A Woman.” I’ve gone 4018 days without THE Woman, proving that Border Collies are not only serious about their jobs, they sure know how to pick a day. Re-reading the e-mails I sent about Puppy training, however, show that the Puppy knew way more about how toContinue reading “Actual events that happened.”
Red Dot On The Ceiling!
Where did the dot of red come from?
A DOT OF RED APPEARS!
THE DOT OF RED IS ENDLESS FUN!
A Free Gift!
I embarrass my boys. Regularly.
Tails From the Backyard 