I didn’t see her for two weeks, and thought ten fates of various horror. This is pretty much what happened when we got back together except, you know, some of the dialogue has been translated from Cat to English.
Tag Archives: cats
After a Few Doughnuts….
30 years ago I adopted the greatest doughnut-loving cat in the multiverse, and today I honor him with this weirdness. This did happen, though. There’s a hobo cat who sits on the neighbor’s porch and he’s very talkative and cute but The Fluffy One sees him as a threat, as all dopplegangers are, and triedContinue reading “After a Few Doughnuts….”
Goals!
Aw yeah, let’s start this year off with some goals!
We Wish You A Merry Christmas….
This is as close to a Christmas card as I’m getting this year, it’s been a weird one. Wishing you sunshine, love and fun always. We’re taking a few days off, see you next week!
A Visit From Santa The Claws!
Every night since I put up the decorations, she visits the backyard, gets fascinated by the tinsel in the wreath, bops the bejeebers out of it, and then zips away under the fence. She only knows me on the porch, she doesn’t come to see me, in fact if I talk to her she movesContinue reading “A Visit From Santa The Claws!”
Toasty.
Whaaaat this isn’t funny. I want her to live in the house but she just wants me for fuds and neck skritchies. They all do love that toasty wall, though. I guess I’m glad they found my toasty wall.
Crunchie Time!
Valid Questions
Wolfenoot!
I have no idea what Wolfenoot is about but I hope everyone has a great one with some cool dogs they love.
Don’t Take Too Long!
I’ve totally ruined her understanding of how the world works, but she’s turned my world upside down, too.
The Street Is A Terrible Place
Sticking a memorial candle into your tree hole is a bad idea. So many things were bad ideas that day. Look where you’re going, drivers. And cats, meow meow meow-meow meowin’ meow, meow?
Gateway Squeaks
They crave that action.
Cat Confessions
Having thoughts about squirrels that aren’t exclusively about giving them nuts and stuff are not cool and you should talk to wiser cats about it, really.
The Knockaround Cats Sing Tonight
If a cat howls like a wolf, is he a weregigolo? Because I heard some cats howling like wolves and I’m confused.
They Took A Vote
I know you’re all like, “Lynda, is this real, get that baby cat already,” but all the cats I know don’t get the concept of adoption and room for more and not chasing prospective sisters up trees. Yet?
