cats – Tails From the Backyard

My Dream Couple

“Little girl, move it over, I am 19 and me bones need the sunshine.” “Babe, I’m 5 now, I’ll soak up the sun and cuddle you, how’s that?” “Yes, yes. Whatever.” My fluffy son turned 19 this week and today is 3 years since I hijacked my girlfriend off the porch. I didn’t want himContinue reading “My Dream Couple”

Too Soon

The Fluffy One approaches a tuxedo cat at a window, looking out at a tabby on a table. He asks, "Hello little girl! What is up with you and the outdoor man?" The tuxedo cat tells him, "Our brother died, he led us to this place, we're safe because of him." The Fluffy One replies, "Indeed, I too lost a brother, it is very sad." In the third panel, a ginger tabby in a tree yells, "Hey, I got my balls back!" while a small tuxedo kitten says to The Slinky One, "He's my uncle!" The Slinky One says, "We weren't expecting you so soon, but okay!" lounging around a green field are M'Man and Uncle Grandpa, as well a tabby and a grey tuxedo blissfully checking out some flowers.

If I had kept up with my comic the past two years, you would know a lot more about this golden man, but I’m planning to fill in the blanks eventually. His name was Oscar Cornbread and he was my Peachy Pie Mango Man, leader of the Ginger Gang, uncle to the Tuxedo boys, andContinue reading “Too Soon”

Ski Jump!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I made a comic! Victory lap! Whoo!

It’s Been a While, Eh?

So…how have you all been? We’re all fine, just keeping busy chasing red dots and stuff.

Happy 2022!

Shh, just pretend it’s four weeks ago. So this is tiny princess Pebbles, she was totally purring and she loves me the bestest because I always have Churu handy. Uncle Fluff is living his best life free of baloney like being locked in rooms and wearing sparkly glasses. He’s got a girlfriend who takes goodContinue reading “Happy 2022!”

We beat Spielberg to it!

Hey, how have you all been? Going to the movies this weekend? We’re all super, can’t wait to show you our new adventures. I don’t go out to the movies because I like watching movies with my dog and cats. Apologies to Stephen Sondheim for mangling his lyrics, HE KNOWS NOW.

DQ

Okay, so my Nan keeps a lot of books in the coffee table, my Mom didn’t like where I left the table when I vacuumed two weeks ago and pulled the table while sitting, and she is now so injured she can’t stand up without crying. We went to urgent care the day I wasContinue reading “DQ”

1500m Clean and Jerk

Ah yeah, Silver baby likes to win.

Footie.

I just completed this comic 6 hours ago with a tuxie mommy standing on the keyboard. She made sure I finished it. My girls haven’t played together…yet. They still stare ate each other like, well, “Are you the daughter of the trollop who stole my man?” and “Are you the mother of that maniac?” butContinue reading “Footie.”

ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!

Who else is hyped for last year’s Olympics? I’ve seen every one of them on TV since 1980 and I rarely get sick of them. I get sick from sleep deprivation, yeah, but I never get sick of seeing people get along and do amazing stuff for two weeks straight. It’s weird as hell thisContinue reading “ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!”

Hello, Boys!

At last, the reason the comic wasn’t a priority for a while there. 😻 Also most likely the reason why the comic this is a re-creation of was deleted, but let’s not go there. (It could’ve been Uncle Fluff.) So yeah, how cute are they? I hit double fluff jackpots twice in my life andContinue reading “Hello, Boys!”

How It’s Going

AN ACTUAL COMIC BASED ON REAL LIFE? WHAT IS THIS?!

Where is the next comic?

“My son is very intense and he took my box, when are you going to make comics about this?” “Mom, I’m a good boy, why won’t my girlfriend love me? MOM?” …yeah, there’s a comic coming this week, I’ve been working on it all week. I HAVE BACKUPS. It’s just not done and that’s myContinue reading “Where is the next comic?”

So, Where Were We?

Yeah, so…it’s been a while, huh? I’m going to try to catch up but let’s be honest, you don’t even remember where we left off. Last week was 17 years since I started this comic, and last month was The Fluffy One’s 18th birthday, The Puppy’s 15-year Gotcha Day, Babycat’s 2nd anniversary of living withContinue reading “So, Where Were We?”

Top Men Are Working On It.

Where were we? Last January one computer went poof as I was working on a comic you all haven’t seen yet, that one is safe on a drive…that wants a password to access? I’ll get to that. The old PC I used to put together my comics followed in July. That drive was fine, butContinue reading “Top Men Are Working On It.”