My little girlfriend who doesn’t want to live with me loves playing with a squeaky mouse on a feather stick. It technically belongs to the Ninja Twins, but they’ve got two so sharing is caring and all that. *ahem* The other lady cats have no idea what we’re doing. In fact the one who hisses all the time ran away for a full minute when I dropped the squeaky mouse in front of her, and the fluffy calico thinks I’m trying to kill her.
This is my life now.
This has been one messed up spring.
It’s Twilight Zone Day! I guess?
Aw, yeah, it’s photo-op tiiiiiime!
I say hello every time…just in case.
She is totally chill about birds landing all around her. Squirrels, too. I hadn’t thought about disguising the kittens as birds before now. I think she’d see through it.
The bird saved itself, really. BY HOPPING INTO MY HAND LIKE AN ENCHANTED FOREST CREATURE! YEEEEE!
Removing the telephone lines took a toll on the lives of countless birds. But other doors, all that.
Long story short, I worked out that today would be an inopportune day to die so I did this comic and with any luck I’m still alive but who knows being those flies are obsessed with me and don’t they only land on dead things?
Do you ever get freaked out by stuff that just appears?
I didn’t watch television today. I learned how to block trolls on the cyber-streets of the RASSM system, and I’m really good at it. There is so much more to life than mean tweeters.
It’s true, when Nacho floats on pure neighbor power it totally freaks out The Puppy.
…I buried lunch when it fell in front of me.