I’m actually attempting to comprehend what the twins have told me of their lives before me, and show it to you. Turns out they come from the same planet as their Pops. Who would have guessed? So, it’s all intricate and stuff, today’s will also be a tad tardy.
Screw reality, give me talking cats and dogs any day. And snappy-looking spiders any other day.
…movie fans nearly ruined movies for me.
What was that I said about living or…what?
Once I was a teacher, but then everything went weird.
My co-worker is fictitious. Any resemblance between actual persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental. Heh.
I think it’s pretty obvious by now that I have a rather active imagination where my life is concerned. For instance, if a spider were to drop from the ceiling, onto my bed, and steal one of my earplugs, I’d probably let him keep it. This week should start a new arc of the story…ifContinue reading “Crossing the line of reality.”
I put so much effort into the 7/21 strip, that I’ve held up the 7/23 one. Now my hand is cramped. For the record, I don’t keep the shop-vac that close to the basement door, and I’d never leave the radio plugged in on the stairs. I could kill someone with that, and at theContinue reading “Everybody has their own doom.”
It’s a common goal among dogs, you know.
Right, well, I do have an audience…I think. And today is her birthday. Hopefully she remembers Kolah Ghermezi. I wish I could understand Persian for that thing.
If I could take the furry kids shopping for their own food, maybe their sophisticated sense of smell would tell them what they’d like to eat. No, really. Ninjas have sophisticated senses.
Cicadas emerge from my lawn every year. Oh, sure, they’re not the big ones, but what they lack in size, they make up in number. One almost always is chosen as ambassador and tries to greet me. It never works out. I assume they were surprised to see the tree gone as well.
Vacuums > brooms.
I have insider knowledge that I will still be reduced to the puddle 9 years from now. Also, I will be able to identify more spiders.
My favorite actor has a first name, it’s W-I-L-L-I-A-M…. Okay, I lost the tune, but Bill Hootkins is great. Show me a great movie, and I’ll show you a movie with Bill Hootkins.