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I swear they put sedatives in vaccines, The Puppy was stoned for the rest of the day. She didn’t even bark at the nosy neighbor dog when she caught it standing in our driveway. Not that she would bark, The Puppy is a Ninja in her own right, you don’t know she’s there until it’s too late for crime. And the nosy neighbor dog’s woman is a total trespasser.

That comic about that thing….


Blessed are those who can grab their sternocleidomastoids. Or something. I’m sleepy.

I’ve recently been diagnosed with cervical dystonia, which sounds disgusting so I’ll call it wonky neck. I’ve had wonky neck for so long I’m genuinely surprised by life without my own muscles trying to rip my head off. This is not a new thing, it’s probably secondary to the Chiari, but being both things are weird conditions not many people know about, it took forever to get a name and a sensible doctor–I mean treatment. I am not cured, but I feel a hell of a lot better.