My little girlfriend who doesn’t want to live with me loves playing with a squeaky mouse on a feather stick. It technically belongs to the Ninja Twins, but they’ve got two so sharing is caring and all that. *ahem* The other lady cats have no idea what we’re doing. In fact the one who hisses all the time ran away for a full minute when I dropped the squeaky mouse in front of her, and the fluffy calico thinks I’m trying to kill her.
This is my life now.
Laser guided dance classes are hazardous.
Yet another comic suggested by my Nan, singing at the table with the Ninja Twins, based on this strange out of context Fred Astaire musical number:
The teacher is super hot.
He’s got a million of ’em!
Oh ho ho, we got a comedian here!
I drew most of this with my left hand after blowing my elbow sawing some wood and I realized I love doing this.
Day 16,077: The cats do not accept me as one of their own.
The lengths I will go to for this cat.
…I agree with all of this.
The part of the cop is being played by The Puppy.
The Puppy wants you to know she totally did not approve an all-cat show.
I witnessed these things, they happened.
Plot suggested by my Nan, after the whole theives-using-the-gift-card-I-was-saving-for-new-glasses-to-buy-McDonald’s incident.
Also the fluffy calico is incredibly suspicious of The Puppy in real life and never wants to disclose her location if she’s being watched. WE KNOW YOU’RE ON THE PORCH, FLUFFY CALICO.
The only thing that isn’t based on reality here is my little girlfriend just jumping into a bag for me to take home WHY WON’T YOU LIVE WITH ME BABY GIRL?
And yes, The Puppy handles grocery orders all the time. That’s totally real.
If you knew that cat, you’d get hearts in your eyes too even if she were suggesting murders for food.
As for waiting patiently for food, the fluffy calico is the winner of that approach. She has spent full days on our porch (and roof) getting breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, antipasto, dinner, and one time she even got a midnight snack. Naturally, she does not want to live indoors where there is always food available. Cats, man. Cats.