My Dream Couple

“Little girl, move it over, I am 19 and me bones need the sunshine.” “Babe, I’m 5 now, I’ll soak up the sun and cuddle you, how’s that?” “Yes, yes. Whatever.” My fluffy son turned 19 this week and today is 3 years since I hijacked my girlfriend off the porch. I didn’t want himContinue reading “My Dream Couple”

Too Soon

If I had kept up with my comic the past two years, you would know a lot more about this golden man, but I’m planning to fill in the blanks eventually. His name was Oscar Cornbread and he was my Peachy Pie Mango Man, leader of the Ginger Gang, uncle to the Tuxedo boys, andContinue reading “Too Soon”

Happy 2022!

Shh, just pretend it’s four weeks ago. So this is tiny princess Pebbles, she was totally purring and she loves me the bestest because I always have Churu handy. Uncle Fluff is living his best life free of baloney like being locked in rooms and wearing sparkly glasses. He’s got a girlfriend who takes goodContinue reading “Happy 2022!”

We beat Spielberg to it!

Hey, how have you all been? Going to the movies this weekend? We’re all super, can’t wait to show you our new adventures. I don’t go out to the movies because I like watching movies with my dog and cats. Apologies to Stephen Sondheim for mangling his lyrics, HE KNOWS NOW.

Footie.

I just completed this comic 6 hours ago with a tuxie mommy standing on the keyboard. She made sure I finished it. My girls haven’t played together…yet. They still stare ate each other like, well, “Are you the daughter of the trollop who stole my man?” and “Are you the mother of that maniac?” butContinue reading “Footie.”

ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!

Who else is hyped for last year’s Olympics? I’ve seen every one of them on TV since 1980 and I rarely get sick of them. I get sick from sleep deprivation, yeah, but I never get sick of seeing people get along and do amazing stuff for two weeks straight. It’s weird as hell thisContinue reading “ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!”

Do I Still Leave The Leaves?

The age-old dilemma. Well, recently, anyway. Last year I left the leaves, and I’m not sure if I should pick them up, this year things are growing and I’m not sure if I can cut them because what it something laid eggs on it? I saw a baby mantis running on a twig the otherContinue reading “Do I Still Leave The Leaves?”