“Little girl, move it over, I am 19 and me bones need the sunshine.” “Babe, I’m 5 now, I’ll soak up the sun and cuddle you, how’s that?” “Yes, yes. Whatever.” My fluffy son turned 19 this week and today is 3 years since I hijacked my girlfriend off the porch. I didn’t want himContinue reading “My Dream Couple”
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If I had kept up with my comic the past two years, you would know a lot more about this golden man, but I’m planning to fill in the blanks eventually. His name was Oscar Cornbread and he was my Peachy Pie Mango Man, leader of the Ginger Gang, uncle to the Tuxedo boys, andContinue reading “Too Soon”
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I made a comic! Victory lap! Whoo!
It’s Been a While, Eh?
So…how have you all been? We’re all fine, just keeping busy chasing red dots and stuff.
Shh, just pretend it’s four weeks ago. So this is tiny princess Pebbles, she was totally purring and she loves me the bestest because I always have Churu handy. Uncle Fluff is living his best life free of baloney like being locked in rooms and wearing sparkly glasses. He’s got a girlfriend who takes goodContinue reading “Happy 2022!”
Happy Sweet 16, Puppy!
Happy Sweet 16, Puppy. I love you and I’m so glad you trained me to be strong on all our walkies so I can carry you up the stairs now. Here’s to lots more walking around the driveway waving at the neighbors. I love you. 😘
We beat Spielberg to it!
Hey, how have you all been? Going to the movies this weekend? We’re all super, can’t wait to show you our new adventures. I don’t go out to the movies because I like watching movies with my dog and cats. Apologies to Stephen Sondheim for mangling his lyrics, HE KNOWS NOW.
Okay, so my Nan keeps a lot of books in the coffee table, my Mom didn’t like where I left the table when I vacuumed two weeks ago and pulled the table while sitting, and she is now so injured she can’t stand up without crying. We went to urgent care the day I wasContinue reading “DQ”
1500m Clean and Jerk
Ah yeah, Silver baby likes to win.
I just completed this comic 6 hours ago with a tuxie mommy standing on the keyboard. She made sure I finished it. My girls haven’t played together…yet. They still stare ate each other like, well, “Are you the daughter of the trollop who stole my man?” and “Are you the mother of that maniac?” butContinue reading “Footie.”
ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!
Who else is hyped for last year’s Olympics? I’ve seen every one of them on TV since 1980 and I rarely get sick of them. I get sick from sleep deprivation, yeah, but I never get sick of seeing people get along and do amazing stuff for two weeks straight. It’s weird as hell thisContinue reading “ARE THE OLYMPICS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!”
At last, the reason the comic wasn’t a priority for a while there. 😻 Also most likely the reason why the comic this is a re-creation of was deleted, but let’s not go there. (It could’ve been Uncle Fluff.) So yeah, how cute are they? I hit double fluff jackpots twice in my life andContinue reading “Hello, Boys!”
Do I Still Leave The Leaves?
The age-old dilemma. Well, recently, anyway. Last year I left the leaves, and I’m not sure if I should pick them up, this year things are growing and I’m not sure if I can cut them because what it something laid eggs on it? I saw a baby mantis running on a twig the otherContinue reading “Do I Still Leave The Leaves?”
Late again, as usual.
I have a comic I was working on for today, but then I got sidetracked trying to make a new userpic without a mask and, well, I got carried away. I plan to color it, but my arm is numb from a water filter incident and, well, I’ll get to that story too, one day.
How It’s Going
AN ACTUAL COMIC BASED ON REAL LIFE? WHAT IS THIS?!