I knew a tiger boy who liked flowers and yarn! He and I were kittens together. He wasn’t into girls because there’s this operation the porch cats are freaked out by but he was totally into flowers and chicken livers and we used to dance all the time. Yay cats!
Oh, all this happens all the time.
You know cat hockey is nothing without fridges for goals. So why does fluffy porch cat go up on the roof? There’s no fridge up there, porch cat, what are you doing?
Also yes, I totally tell time to run by gazing absently at my bare wrist, that was 100% intentional.
The Paralympics are on this week! I have no idea if they’ll be on TV more than last time, but as long as I get to see the Curling I’ll be happy. I know during the Rio Paralympics the events were all on YouTube, which is a pretty nifty idea for people who don’t want to take over the TV on their very patient family who luckily enjoy the games too. >_>
To be fair, I ask myself those questions EVERY day.