Who’s got two thumbs and a sleek physique?

Okay, see…my slinky boy had this thick claw going on, and usually when cats are grooming themselves they bite the claws and shed their shells, but that wasn’t happening with this one claw and so like any mother would…I stepped up. I used mouthwash afterwards. Totally. And now you know.

September is also Dystonia Awareness Month!

September is also Dystonia Awareness Month! According to my neurologist, I have it. For me, it causes weakness in my right arm and leg, and of course the ever-present tilted head. We tried Botox and that wasn’t for me, but luckily I have a family who understands what’s going on with me and also iceContinue reading “September is also Dystonia Awareness Month!”


Usually I leave the garden spiders where they are when they set up in my swing frame. Usually those spiders are males. Did you know that female garden spiders are ten billion times larger than male garden spiders? SHE WAS RIGHT OVER MY HEAD, MAN. I think she’s happy in the hedge where I relocatedContinue reading “Terrific.”

Just another day….

Okay, so it was really my Mum who called Animal Control about the raccoon who showed up in broad daylight for a drink from the water bowl we clean three times a day, but you know, The Puppy loves talking on the phone so she’s the stand-in. I told Mum I don’t think the raccoonContinue reading “Just another day….”