The baby snake was smaller than an earthworm, I don’t know who they saw it bless their laser vision HOLY MOLY, FLY YOU SNEK, I CAN’T HOLD THEM BACK MUCH LONGER!
I mean, like, just WHY, man.
I call it a win.
Cue the Klaus Nomi, it’s a total eclipse of the sun!
The bird saved itself, really. BY HOPPING INTO MY HAND LIKE AN ENCHANTED FOREST CREATURE! YEEEEE!
Removing the telephone lines took a toll on the lives of countless birds. But other doors, all that.
Long story short, I worked out that today would be an inopportune day to die so I did this comic and with any luck I’m still alive but who knows being those flies are obsessed with me and don’t they only land on dead things?
Making the best of my summer so far!
The entire reason I get up and do anything.
Yes, he had just been to the pan. It’s okay. He’s my baby. I love him that much.
The great humans at HomeoAnimal have been interviewing hundreds of pet shelters and rescuers to learn all they can about adopting pets to help other humans start the greatest adventure I’ve ever had, adopting furry babies. Being it’s coming up on the anniversary of when the Ninja Twins picked me that day at North ShoreContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Pet Adoption: Sneak Preview”
Weirdest episode of the Bachelorette ever.
I like my coffee like I like my cats, hot and black. Have I said that before? WELL IT BEARS REPEATING.