The Puppy is on top of current events.
The dreams of hamburgers and fish are good.
Crunchies with Nanny-Ma are better than any other crunchies in the world! (And yes, you read that right, Sister The Puppy is in fact the Ninja Twins…aunt?!)
Professional Puppy: No lasers were swallowed, but the farts are just as dangerous! IS THIS MY FIRST FART JOKE? I THINK IT IS!
Dramatization: No actual red dots were harmed.
Do not confuse lasers with spoons.
The dot of red is a sneaky thing.
Dot of red, where have you gone?!
Some cats are into red dots, some cats are into feathers on a stick.
Just say–HEY THERE’S A DOT!
This year they’re calling today “A Day Without A Woman.” I’ve gone 4018 days without THE Woman, proving that Border Collies are not only serious about their jobs, they sure know how to pick a day. Re-reading the e-mails I sent about Puppy training, however, show that the Puppy knew way more about how toContinue reading “Actual events that happened.”
Where did the dot of red come from?
THE DOT OF RED IS ENDLESS FUN!
I embarrass my boys. Regularly.