How To Talk To Your Cat About Abstinence is an actual book my amazeballs cousin bestowed upon me for holiday time and I think my sweet boy may be absorbing the message because while his sister wives’ milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, he goes right on eating as if he could notContinue reading “It’s A Diner, Not A Bookstore!”
It just sort of happened. All summer I fed one boy cat, and suddenly along come two ladies and I swear they all have the same look when they look at me and this is never going to end well.
Today on Double-Purr Diner, things get mysterious.
This concludes my attempt at a tribute to American Ninja Warrior, a TV show played in syndication on Fridays, which my Mum suggested I make comics about back in September. Seriously, Mum, it was Ninja Warrior, not real life! I scheduled these things three weeks in advance.
I’ve been trying to avoid bringing current events into my comic, really, I have. No, really. I THOUGHT I WAS AVOIDING IT, OKAY?
Events in the television may blow more than the wind.
Keep calm and imagine punching those who take away your security right in the throat.
Everyone is good at what they’re good at.
Actual things are stranger than this.
Egg-and-spoon races FTW!
Not many people can navigate the ladder of salmon, you know. It’s true.