Kitten Time and Puppy Time can occur simultaneously and only requires two hands if feet are also available.
Back up all your stuff, but make sure you’re backing it up to things that work.
It seems to me only fluffy butts can get away with that and look cute.
(Apparently this is an ancient canine folk remedy for acid reflux.)
The mail carriers live for freaking us out.
Sometimes you gotta hug what you got, and that time is all the time if you know what’s good for you.