20 years today, The Original Kick-ass Woman came into my life.
Today is my best friend’s birthday. I would totally get her berries if she wanted some berries.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAN!
Enjoy the berries if you like the berries.
…hop around in the bread together?
It was nice when it stopped being so cold I got frostbite in my eyeballs but now it’s getting warm and I can’t take off my pants in public.
At least in the backyard I know whose it is…the streets….
THE SUN IS WARMING THINGS EVERYTHING IS GLORIOUS. Also, I totally wish the Ninja Twins would hover close to my face all the time.
The Puppy fell in love with the Ninja Twins’ snuggie beds. She likes to flip the beds around and then sleep on them. The Ninja Twins have been sleeping in her beds for years, but they don’t sleep in the snuggie beds, even after The Puppy sleeps in them. Now you know this story.
Nan saw me drawing and suggested this comic. I didn’t think the mountains of snow would STILL be out there by now. We got a lot of snow this year.
The Puppy is running low on boyfriends. Last month the world lost the unique talents of Gizmo the Protector, a furry dude who took his job so seriously he wouldn’t let anyone reach past him to ring the doorbell of his house to alert his family he’d scaled the barbecue again. I had the honor of spending a summer evening with Gizmo, strangely laid back as a guest in my yard. Once he was back with his family he quickly forgot our affair and I assume told me to step back. Gizmo enjoyed digging and wrestling and showing everyone his Cujo impression. He was preceded to the great big yard by his brother Fidget, who was a classy little guy.
The Puppy literally has one boyfriend left on the block.
The Woman’s buttpuffs really do bring all the boys to the yard, OMG.
All the snow sees is a couple of hot guys melting the snow!