I might as well just admit it was Doctor Whoof that I submitted for review being I consider it my best recent work. The majority of the reaction was useful, but another hilarious nitpick was “I can’t tell the dogs apart.”
Sadly there was no way to contact the reviewer, so I’ll put my response here: A lab/terrier mix, a Pug, a Lhasa Apso mix, an Afghan mix, and a Border Collie mix. You’re welcome.