You don’t even want to know what went on in my telephone lines since January! But I’ll tell you. For 17 years I was with the same ISP, but Hurricane Sandy ate all of New York’s telephone lines so it was a good thing I schedule all these posts in advance because none of you have any idea what landlines are for anymore, do you? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NO ONE USES LANDLINES ANYMORE? Pfft. Anyway, I moved all my websites around and discovered they weren’t complete crap, which is more than I can say about the ground under all the snow that’s fallen the past two months.
If you snow it then you shoulda put a hat on it.
You want to know a secret? When I drew these I HAD NO IDEA THE OLYMPICS WOULD STILL BE ON. I drew these during the great dialtone outage of January and scheduled them to post in between blizzards so you guys could have comics even if I had no Internet. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’M STILL ALIVE, I POSTED THIS ON 2/3. :O
So…there’s an Olympics coming up. And I tend to draw silly pictures concerning those since the days when Brian Boitano was the current champ, and now we wire lamps together. Well, not together, but he made a nifty light for his house on his TV show and I did rewire a pull-chain light last year, so we have that in common. And we’re Italian.
…and I’m pretty sure neither of us have any use for bigots. But I’ll be getting to that in later strips.