I survived the electric deer attack, and any subsequent dragging that occurred afterward, it wasn’t quite as dramatic as I’ve made it out to be. Also, I was in the basement with the deer, where it has resided since the second week of January. What actually happened is a mystery even to me, but I think my antenna may have caught in the deer head moments before tipping transpired.

Boy am I glad no one saw. I’d feel silly.

The cats spoke to me again, after a few hours.