…seriously.
This entire arc has been based on a joke I ran with after adopting the Ninja Twins. One had corrective naval surgery while at NSAL, and had three stitches in his little furry body. And so it was that for weeks on end, they would tell everyone who would listen tales of their bravery, how they’d been shot at in the jungle, how they had to pimp their bodies for food, how the mob was after them…I thought it was where they put the poly-fill in, myself. Even the vets at the shelter think it was a sort of hernia, no one really knows the truth…except for the cats.
Tails From the Backyard 