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When Does It Get Relaxing?

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I'm sitting on a bucket behind the shed with The Puppy, eating my peanut butter on rye and asking how to be safe. The Puppy says "Just do what I do." Meanwhile, the Ninja Twins are watching ants. The Slinky One muses that the ant carrying a piece of bread could be picked up by a hungry bird. He says life is freaking him out. He notes the ants are headed toward me, and The Fluffy One adds that the ants are headed into my pants as I lay on the ground with the Puppy. "When does it get relaxing?" I ask. "I dunno, I'm on alert 24/7," The Puppy replies.

The things that happened in the 19 days between when I drew Wednesday’s strip and this one….

Life is weird. Tell the ones you love that you love them, but maybe don’t offer to drive them to the bank during the first week of the month because IT IS NOT WORTH IT. Stay away from banks. People don’t rob banks anymore, they wait until people come out of the bank and then rob them.

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Totally Routine Things

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The Spider comes in reading a text from me and asks what a mammogram is because he thinks it's something I made up so I don't have to be in comics. The Puppy cheerily tells him that's totally a think where they stick women's boobs in X-Ray boxes. The Spider is horrified and the Puppy adds that her doctor squeezes her butt.

Eh…check yourself before you wreck yourself?

As a totally not-routine thing, this is what I was planning to do this week, but life is on hold because my mom had her purse stolen with my phone, driver’s license, and bank card in there so it’s been police and phone calls for a week and we haven’t gone out, much less had any body parts squeezed, but…there you go.

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Calling all guests!

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Life is keeping me from drawing, and so I’m opening the door for guest strips!

I have openings on 5/23 and 5/25. I already have a great guest strip coming up on 5/21 and I think you’ll be amused and confused more than usual!

There are no guidelines, you can bring in your own characters or make us go on some adventure of your own. If I get more than two guest strips maybe I’ll make guest week into guest fortnight!